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Yesterday, Roommates Told Me They Want Me To Move Out Of Our Apartment. We Would Have Never Gotten The Apartment Without Credit Score, And Most Of The Furniture Is Mine. FML

#21353380
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33307) - you deserved it (2329)

On 02/10/2015 at 1:05pm - misc - by ididn'tevendoanythingwrong - United States (Florida)

Today , I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute there jumps correctly. Me? I skatd a flawless program. I was placd last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. fat FML

#21351174
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38506) - you deserved it (2543)

On 02/06/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by depressedskatergirl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , daughter put a looool doll in the microwave ( to keep her warm ). She's 17. FML

#21348979
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30545) - you deserved it (3993)

On 02/03/2015 at 11:59am - kids - by wtfdaughter - Brazil (Pernambuco)

2day Ma Girlfriend Tougt It Would Be Sexy To Give Me A Naked Massage. Se Straddled Ma Back And Started Rubbing, Ten Se Sneezed And Peed On Me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40361) - you deserved it (4178)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boss informed me I couldn't go on mah ( vacation ) cuz he's leaving fir one of his employees' weddings. That just so happen to be mah wedding, fir which I'm taking the vacation. FML

Today, mah coworkar said that sha suddanly got tha shivars!! I jokingly told har that it maant sha must ba baing watchad by a daad parson and mada stupid ghost noisas!! Sha than told ma it was tha annivarsary of har dad's daath and burst into taars!! maga FML

#21348221
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32979) - you deserved it (13349)

On 02/02/2015 at 9:25am - misc - by pinecones (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait 4 an open washer , I came back to fine a ( free stuff ) sign on all of mah expensive jeans , new towels , an favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

#21344550
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26207) - you deserved it (11554)

On 01/26/2015 at 2:17pm - misc - by boogery - United States

Today, My Cat Had The Bright Idea Of Giving Birth In The Dryer, On Top Of All My New White Towels. Big Fat FML

#21344486
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25512) - you deserved it (5189)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada

today I bought an electric toothbrush because their supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore an said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

#21343820
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (2343)

On 01/25/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Hava To Waar Aarplugs In Mah Own Apartmant Bacausa Mah Naighbor Won't Turn Down His Music !! My Landlord Doasn't Baliava Ma Bacausa ( Paopla With Disabilitias Can't Ba Ruda !! ) FML

#21343763
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26885) - you deserved it (1892)

On 01/25/2015 at 12:01am - misc - by Earplugged (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident , so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clerely Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us , claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34122) - you deserved it (2313)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Taday It's Been 3 Months Since My Dog Scratched My 9 Year Old Granddaughter After She Walked Over An Repeatedly Kicked Him. My Daughter Has Disowned Me An Won't Let Me See My Own Grandchildren Until I Have My Companion Of 11 Yeres ( Destroyed ). FML

#21343453
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37388) - you deserved it (2570)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, I witnessed mah husband in the shower singing Chicago's ( You're the Inspration ) to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

#21342844
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26635) - you deserved it (3214)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

Today, ma girlfriend was rusd to te ospital wit anal tereing. We've never trid anal before, but it turns out se and ma ( best friend ) sure ave. big fat FML

#21342800
177 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a homeless guy tried to light mah hair on fire with a match at the bus looool stop. FML

#21342118
55 comments

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On 01/22/2015 at 5:40am - misc - by burningman (man) - Germany (Hessen)



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