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Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25086) - you deserved it (9221)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

#19393647
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23068) - you deserved it (1997)

On 04/02/2012 at 4:38am - work - by minimum wage (man) - Canada

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

#19393124
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20053) - you deserved it (2482)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

#19393049
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23548) - you deserved it (2409)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

#19389998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9591) - you deserved it (22131)

On 04/01/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Zack - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22128) - you deserved it (9314)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16698) - you deserved it (30061)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21438) - you deserved it (2945)

On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

#19387058
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22385) - you deserved it (4370)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

#19386625
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6105) - you deserved it (24674)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by oooooopss - United States (Oregon)

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

#19385942
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23452) - you deserved it (2830)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:32am - work - by Kristat (woman) - United States

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32579) - you deserved it (2404)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML

#19382117
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17650) - you deserved it (1967)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by freakofnature (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21733) - you deserved it (9941)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

#19381159
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26137) - you deserved it (3017)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:22am - love - by swim5 - United States (Arizona)



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