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Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28629) - you deserved it (2157)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got my score back for the monologue I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

#19182467
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28574) - you deserved it (2272)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

#19182040
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27932) - you deserved it (2365)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML

#19181816
137 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 12:10pm - misc - by KidJwal - United States

Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML

#19181816
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32503) - you deserved it (6011)

On 02/28/2012 at 12:10pm - misc - by KidJwal - United States

Today, I get to stand in the unemployment line for the second time in a year because my company can't pay me. My parents own the company. FML

#19181051
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26641) - you deserved it (2699)

On 02/28/2012 at 8:27am - work - by Jaxur05 - United States

Today, I get to stand in the unemployment line for the second time in a year because my company can't pay me. My parents own the company. FML

#19181051
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26641) - you deserved it (2699)

On 02/28/2012 at 8:27am - work - by Jaxur05 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27759) - you deserved it (2167)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

#19180349
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18928) - you deserved it (11471)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by poop - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34986) - you deserved it (5312)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

#19173617
64 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

#19173399
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25623) - you deserved it (3786)

On 02/27/2012 at 6:06am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - United States

Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

#19171997
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18287) - you deserved it (4515)

On 02/26/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML

#19169657
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29530) - you deserved it (3984)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by . - United States (California)



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