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Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML

#19879559
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6221) - you deserved it (47188)

On 07/02/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

#19879302
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7390) - you deserved it (48753)

On 07/02/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by FuckYou - United States (California)

Today, my mother-in-law said I wasn't the type she expected her son to marry, as he's always dated cheerleaders and model types. I must have looked offended, so she added, "I mean they weren't smart like you." So, I might be smart but I'm the ugliest girl my husband has ever been with. FML

#19879190
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23746) - you deserved it (2714)

On 07/02/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

#19877341
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33361) - you deserved it (4813)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

#19877317
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18945) - you deserved it (1936)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:03pm - misc - by plzdontclapme -

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

#19876638
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22166) - you deserved it (4209)

On 07/01/2012 at 4:01pm - love - by Jacqueline (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

#19876638
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22166) - you deserved it (4209)

On 07/01/2012 at 4:01pm - love - by Jacqueline (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

#19876028
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7052) - you deserved it (26844)

On 07/01/2012 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

#19875787
134 comments

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On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

#19875784
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8407) - you deserved it (26265)

On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML

#19874685
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22622) - you deserved it (2917)

On 07/01/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by rinala -

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML

#19874038
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17221) - you deserved it (4695)

On 07/01/2012 at 12:30am - animals - by emi -

Today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend and family. My sister coyly pointed out the scratch marks down his back, hoping to embarrass me in front of my parents. The marks weren't from me. FML

#19873995
84 comments

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On 07/01/2012 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

#19873262
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33502) - you deserved it (10091)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

#19873141
72 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 9:00pm - misc - by pissed off -



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