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Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

#19360532
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5632) - you deserved it (49022)

On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

#19359815
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22394) - you deserved it (4065)

On 03/27/2012 at 9:08pm - health - by Anna - United States

Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML

#19358358
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6756) - you deserved it (37758)

On 03/27/2012 at 5:29pm - love - by LoveBytes - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

#19357685
106 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28847) - you deserved it (23145)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

#19357176
57 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended is the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML

#19356489
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24311) - you deserved it (4250)

On 03/27/2012 at 8:25am - love - by thammer (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

#19355965
150 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

#19355667
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18786) - you deserved it (9466)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie, and left. That was the extent of our communication for the day. Today is my birthday. FML

#19355231
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26669) - you deserved it (2061)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my roommate and I realised our freezer hasn't been working for days. This would be slightly less awful if she hadn't been storing dead rats for her pet snakes in there. Let's just say the smell is interesting. FML

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

#19350596
95 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a very young age, or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds, taught by your crush. FML

#19350578
149 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

#19349968
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26485) - you deserved it (5750)

On 03/26/2012 at 7:14am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

#19334531
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5949) - you deserved it (27621)

On 03/23/2012 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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