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Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26226) - you deserved it (2513)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26226) - you deserved it (2513)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

#19416403
102 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 7:10am - intimacy - by TJ - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML

#19415832
86 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML

#19415832
86 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
216 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9450) - you deserved it (50264)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

#19414574
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26589) - you deserved it (4288)

On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

#19414081
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22529) - you deserved it (4481)

On 04/05/2012 at 8:41pm - health - by TwiceDaily,Kids (man) - United States

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5899) - you deserved it (23862)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5899) - you deserved it (23862)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

#19412745
107 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

#19412745
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19199) - you deserved it (3295)

On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML

#19412474
176 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

#19411591
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22361) - you deserved it (3861)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)



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