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Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

#19731681
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14090) - you deserved it (17474)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:45am - love - by boohoo (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML

#19731435
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18867) - you deserved it (6131)

On 06/04/2012 at 6:13am - love - by Ladycakes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

#19731019
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26781) - you deserved it (4003)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

#19730976
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26854) - you deserved it (5938)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:05am - love - by Stolemylady - Australia

Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML

#19728226
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21925) - you deserved it (2568)

On 06/03/2012 at 6:41pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was operating on a young girl, when she began to awaken during the surgery. We quickly put her back under, of course, but now I'm terrified that she'll remember my profuse cursing and get me in the shit with my curmudgeonly killjoy of a boss. FML

#19727538
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20830) - you deserved it (9954)

On 06/03/2012 at 4:27pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

#19726359
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22248) - you deserved it (1824)

On 06/03/2012 at 12:13pm - love - by mothtal (woman) - Bulgaria

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

#19726144
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27488) - you deserved it (2070)

On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

#19726034
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26187) - you deserved it (3548)

On 06/03/2012 at 10:47am - health - by Monkey253100 - France

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

#19725175
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22205) - you deserved it (4328)

On 06/03/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by ilovezim29 - United States (California)

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

#19725175
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22205) - you deserved it (4328)

On 06/03/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by ilovezim29 - United States (California)

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

#19724676
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5251) - you deserved it (42521)

On 06/03/2012 at 1:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

#19724676
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5251) - you deserved it (42521)

On 06/03/2012 at 1:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

#19724259
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24683) - you deserved it (2021)

On 06/03/2012 at 12:25am - money - by Grrrawrwtf - United States

Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML

#19722666
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18838) - you deserved it (8492)

On 06/02/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by dream1334 (woman) - United States (New York)



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