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jenwahh
  • Town/Country : Numerallian
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 November 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 383
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jenwahh : music.acting.art.
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Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22341) - you deserved it (2574)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:33am - love - by Romantic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7447) - you deserved it (20902)

On 12/30/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Jennyfromdablock (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of 'Fight Club'. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18600) - you deserved it (8591)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States