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jennyalanna_5
  • Town/Country : costa mesa, california
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 May 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 91
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jennyalanna_5 : i love to be with friends i like the awakward monents sometimes and i love to party. i love to do makeup and i like to style hair. my favorite sport is snowboarding, baseball, soccer and swimming i have A.D.D. and O.C.D. and im goofy footed in snowboarding, i love to drink rockstar engery drinks and my favorite candy is reesee's penut butter cups anddd im out going :D

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Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
182 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38318) - you deserved it (4699)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
398 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
200 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

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288 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

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On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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