About jennyalanna_5 : i love to be with friends i like the awakward monents sometimes and i love to party. i love to do makeup and i like to style hair. my favorite sport is snowboarding, baseball, soccer and swimming i have A.D.D. and O.C.D. and im goofy footed in snowboarding, i love to drink rockstar engery drinks and my favorite candy is reesee's penut butter cups anddd im out going :D
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Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
by meh / 01/18/2012 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by anon. / 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by britt71411 / 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Work
by gtfoocd / 12/27/2011 at 10:20am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy
by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward / 12/06/2011 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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