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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 4226
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About jenny919 : I like turtles

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jenny919's favorite FMLs

Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML

#16283076
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38125) - you deserved it (5593)

On 05/21/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by hahanosirr (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39808) - you deserved it (4118)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

#16154478
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33221) - you deserved it (14670)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33805) - you deserved it (12218)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

#16074880
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13428) - you deserved it (57056)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

#16028300
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34415) - you deserved it (7228)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17691) - you deserved it (52208)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44929) - you deserved it (4806)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML

#15919634
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27531) - you deserved it (4428)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49892) - you deserved it (8081)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML

#15844364
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8912) - you deserved it (75663)

On 04/19/2011 at 6:03am - animals - by sore (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML

#15649522
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11458) - you deserved it (30908)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by RedFace (woman) - United States

Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML

#15366691
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34650) - you deserved it (8956)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18234) - you deserved it (82901)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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