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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3318
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About jenny919 : I like turtles

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jenny919's favorite FMLs

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

#17404352
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26513) - you deserved it (2290)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:10am - misc - by noooo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53112) - you deserved it (3267)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML

#17343796
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26793) - you deserved it (4681)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:47pm - work - by ImScrewed (man) - United States (California)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33482) - you deserved it (3650)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

#17301122
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34813) - you deserved it (6541)

On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51834) - you deserved it (6183)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35621) - you deserved it (8569)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36007) - you deserved it (9345)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

#17022194
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34374) - you deserved it (3034)

On 07/08/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by chumleevil - United States (Maine)

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

#16905122
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36015) - you deserved it (5626)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
556 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66950) - you deserved it (6985)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

#16876528
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41628) - you deserved it (12244)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45799) - you deserved it (11765)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

#16430748
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39457) - you deserved it (4248)

On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33061) - you deserved it (15014)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France



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