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  • Town/Country : West Palm Beach, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 August 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1226
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Visits<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 9:39pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 7:48am<b>Rababco</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 8:07pm<b>DaviSal00</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 5:00pm<b>DShell</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:09pm<b>marcuscummings</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 10:24pm<b>skylercoombs</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 8:03pm<b>Liv3366</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 5:38pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:10pm<b>Kevin_Kestel</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 11:18am<b>sleepwalker13</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 5:29pm<b>disasterlydeed</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 8:57pm<b>deltaverde</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 3:19pm<b>dBLIZZARD</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 4:01am<b>shamWOW_1</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 7:04pm<b>ExcellentFML</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 3:23am<b>Dragonqueen2436</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 10:18pm<b>deejflat</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 2:11pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:10am<b>Kevin_Kestel</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 5:18pm<b>dBLIZZARD</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:02am<b>arano</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 4:51pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 1:42am<b>Zea_Aries</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 5:21am<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:40pm<b>naturallyfuck</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 6:00am<b>RooPeanutButter</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 7:46am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 5:59am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 9:27pm<b>Scryll</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 8:24pm<b>Catfood16</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:15pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 10:04pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 4:32am<b>Cayers97</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 11:40pm<b>RA91</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 9:39pm<b>JavitheWrestler</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 12:38am

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jennlody's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML

by ToddlersWife / 06/15/2014 at 7:10am / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love

Today, I was excited to see a spider skittering across my bathroom floor, because this one was real and not a hallucination. FML

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

by Anonytard / 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

by igotpride / 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

by OuchImAMoron / 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a panic attack when a huge spider ran over my hand. I screamed, wailed, and killed it with a shoe while shouting. Ten minutes later, police slammed on my door. My neighbor called them, saying it sounded like someone was being murdered. FML

by katchoo / 11/03/2013 at 2:34am / Denmark / Animals

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

by pinkXpress1023 / 07/08/2013 at 2:55pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

by life insurance for 1 / 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

by Bridget / 05/11/2013 at 12:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML

by Weirdo / 12/30/2012 at 1:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

by gaggin / 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML

by Widowmaker / 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm / United States (Nevada) / Health

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

by wow babe / 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML

by spiderwoman / 11/04/2012 at 12:12pm / Iceland (Gullbringusysla) / Animals