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jenniiienyc
  • Town/Country : New York Cityyyy, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 467
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jenniiienyc : I love glitter and sequins. Chances are, if it sparkles, I will fall in love with it!
My iPhone, VW Buggy, and my freaking cute dog are my life.
Keep Calm & Sparkle!
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Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30651) - you deserved it (1482)

On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 12:52pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States

Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

#20020311
162 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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On 08/13/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by brooke - United States



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