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  • Town/Country : Honolulu, Hawaii, united states
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 May 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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