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About jennasayhella : I love guns n roses; D fuck yes i do! andn avenge sevenfold! dont be afraid to talk to me lol i may be very scary and i don\\\'t bite....hard o.O!!! I love my babybear Treavor<3
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Today, I was watching tv with my grandpa, and he stops flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote lands on my stomach as my mom and grandma walk in the door. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
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On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 4:35am - love - by mlove (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
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On 09/04/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I tell him I just got my period, he impatiently says "Is it over yet?" FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 2:38am - intimacy - by MandMandM (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 12:37am - misc - by holycrap (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 1:51am - intimacy - by whathef???? - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by Tights2Tight - United States (Ohio)
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Tee (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by roadbikemama (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by meg265 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 1:26am - love - by gamergirlfriend (woman) - United States (Washington)
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