Check out my channel! Please =]
http://www.youtube.com/user/JennaLeighhh
Today, I was arrested because my 6 year old son called the police saying that I was hitting my wife and that she was crying. My wife and I were having making love. FML
I agree, your life sucks (79133) - you totally deserved it (6105)
On 03/25/2009 at 7:11pm - love - by david (man) - United States (California)
Today, my friends decided that I eat too many snacks. To emphasize this point, they went behind my back and printed 300 pages with my face and the words "NO SNACKS" on them. They were posted in every academic building on campus, including every room I have class in. FML
I agree, your life sucks (52255) - you totally deserved it (6532)
On 03/25/2009 at 1:45am - misc - by face (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick's Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven't had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8367) - you totally deserved it (62087)
On 03/23/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11804) - you totally deserved it (73508)
On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, as I was getting my mail, I received a free coupon from a baby supply store saying "congratulations on your expectancy." Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I am living with. All she had to say was "Surprise!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (55530) - you totally deserved it (9401)
On 03/20/2009 at 5:04pm - kids - by daddy-to-be (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML
I agree, your life sucks (63527) - you totally deserved it (9705)
On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML
I agree, your life sucks (76194) - you totally deserved it (12321)
On 03/18/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Marcela (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
I agree, your life sucks (51779) - you totally deserved it (4615)
On 03/17/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sebastian (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying "save your money". FML
I agree, your life sucks (49986) - you totally deserved it (19633)
On 03/17/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by RdL (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs onto cement and had to get stitches in my knee. The class I was running to was Buddhist Philosophy where I was supposed to give a presentation on how we all need to slow down and stop rushing through life. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15709) - you totally deserved it (42898)
On 03/17/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Noname - United States (Washington)
Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded to which he said "I'm flattered...but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41842) - you totally deserved it (4735)
On 03/14/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by dntstopmenow (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)
[ Page : 1 ]
« Previous page | Next page »
