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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 June 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1417
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jennacide : Okay I seem to edit this all the time so it will be different:
I'm Jenna Rue.
San Antonio, Texas is my birth place and where I've been raised.
For those who see my comments relating to pain, blood, or sex get used to it and don't freak out on me lol. Have a question about it just ask what I mean.
I don't know why but I would love to study the way the human race, it is such a fasination of mine. I love seeing human reactions and reading, thus why I am on this site.
And I have blue and blonde hair, I love it. :)

Well really if you want to talk, go to, you'd get to know me real well. :)

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Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML


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On 03/03/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by JoshuaRob - United States

Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 4:13pm - misc - by condiments - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32728) - you deserved it (2491)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7331) - you deserved it (43867)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (24925) - you deserved it (19870)

On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - kids - by ohemgee23 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta dinner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said "that's my mom". FML


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On 08/02/2009 at 3:35am - work - by bigmouth (man) - United States (California)

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