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Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

#20174027
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I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (1760)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28258) - you deserved it (2456)

On 11/05/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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