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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 November 1984 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 41407
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About jen_kay : addicted to Avenged Sevenfold.
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Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59810) - you deserved it (2357)

On 05/08/2009 at 7:17pm - work - by lover21 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

#1756175
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59810) - you deserved it (2357)

On 05/08/2009 at 7:17pm - work - by lover21 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

#1749073
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50184) - you deserved it (2658)

On 05/08/2009 at 2:14pm - misc - by Aisu (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13253) - you deserved it (55176)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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