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jemz12

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 February 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 372
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jemz12 : Been having fml for a long time.

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jemz12's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

by ashamed father / 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy