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About jem970 : I made this awhile ago so I figured I better update this thing. I am still a college student but I am going for radiology tech or a pharmacy tech instead because I don't want to go to school for as long as it takes to get the degree for counseling.
I still have a dog and a cat but recently got two birds... umm any other questions or comments message me.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Monday 1 September 2014