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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1002
  • Number of comments : 593
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jem970 : I made this awhile ago so I figured I better update this thing. I am still a college student but I am going for radiology tech or a pharmacy tech instead because I don't want to go to school for as long as it takes to get the degree for counseling.
I still have a dog and a cat but recently got two birds... umm any other questions or comments message me.

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Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML


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On 04/10/2013 at 5:06am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML


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On 03/29/2013 at 10:19am - intimacy - by notagyno - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML


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On 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm - health - by LagSwitchFTW (woman) - United Kingdom

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