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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 364
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

#17919318
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27858) - you deserved it (10029)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at work, I refused a customer a refund because there was nothing wrong with the item, and she didn't have the packaging. I then watched as she and her son rummaged through a public bin for the packaging. When I refused her again, she called me a "fucking idiot". FML

#17919274
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24556) - you deserved it (6400)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:14am - work - by mando - Australia

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

#17916897
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22393) - you deserved it (2347)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by grubbieduc - United States (California)

Today, my 20 year old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML

#17897207
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31630) - you deserved it (5038)

On 10/03/2011 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

#17874875
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38088) - you deserved it (6892)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm - love - by lostlove (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46458) - you deserved it (3580)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

#17743940
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41411) - you deserved it (6210)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

#17718779
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27557) - you deserved it (3623)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:15am - health - by bob - United States (New Mexico)

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

#17718767
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (7089)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34933) - you deserved it (7377)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex father in law. FML

#1378
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5518) - you deserved it (20180)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by abbacjt - United States (California)



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