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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jellymellyy : hey, i love fmls. somethings i post are true, and to be honest, somethings not. if you have any good ideas for a hilarious post, let me know, or just send a message for the fun of it. xoxo

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Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

#15112268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29921) - you deserved it (4796)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

#15112268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29921) - you deserved it (4796)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39128) - you deserved it (8273)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

#15075987
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43872) - you deserved it (4014)

On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

#15075987
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43872) - you deserved it (4014)

On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

#15020532
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23835) - you deserved it (4194)

On 02/17/2011 at 9:16pm - money - by needofmoney (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
292 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

#14104708
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33413) - you deserved it (2640)

On 12/06/2010 at 5:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
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On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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36 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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