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About jellycorn : 'And now, Harry, let us step into the night, and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure' - Dumbledore to Harry

I just chill out and post Potter references all over the place.

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML

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On 12/19/2012 at 9:59am - kids - by spellbound - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML

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On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States



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