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jellybeeen
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26000) - you deserved it (2162)

On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22862) - you deserved it (6184)

On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25248) - you deserved it (4448)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26638) - you deserved it (3661)

On 09/07/2010 at 1:06pm - love - by drew - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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184 comments

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On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my Cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40784) - you deserved it (2979)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)



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