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  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1999 (17 years)
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Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20881) - you deserved it (3969)

On 01/01/2016 at 2:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18550) - you deserved it (6369)

On 12/11/2015 at 2:48pm - love - by strictly cum prancing (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my dad why the Wi-fi was down. He just replied, "Why? Horno can't get no more porno?" No, "Horno" has an assignment. WTF? FML


I agree, your life sucks (21345) - you deserved it (2127)

On 12/02/2015 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by horno (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22603) - you deserved it (6889)

On 10/24/2015 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at K-Mart and saw an exact copy of my engagement ring for twenty bucks. The same one that had supposedly been in my fiancé's family for generations, and worth thousands. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25766) - you deserved it (2823)

On 10/18/2015 at 1:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I thought my wife and I would reconcile after being separated for eight months. We ended up sleeping together after a dinner date, but she told told me afterwards that she still wanted a divorce. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24370) - you deserved it (2496)

On 09/27/2015 at 11:27pm - love - by anon - United States (Florida)

Today, my married life pretty much consists of punching myself in the penis until my libido goes down, since my wife has physical ailments that prevent her from even wanting to have sex. FML

Today, I got fired from my nannying job because one of the mom's several boyfriends mentioned that he found me attractive. FML

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28183) - you deserved it (3990)

On 09/15/2015 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26911) - you deserved it (4693)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:26am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25422) - you deserved it (6718)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24356) - you deserved it (2671)

On 08/18/2015 at 8:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML


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On 08/17/2015 at 4:33am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23960) - you deserved it (2000)

On 08/03/2015 at 9:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

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