About jellitonoctopus : Hey! Thanks for stopping by.
I like:
The Legend of Zelda
Pokémon
Final Fantasy
Tales of Vesperia
Animal Crossing
Nintendo
Xbox
Opossums
Salamanders
Beatles and other cute insects
Ocean life
Dental hygiene/ care
&YOU!
I dislike:
Weather that is hot and humid at the same time
People who mistake Link as Zelda
Dry skin
Eggplant
Pumpkin
Centipedes
& dust.
I usually browse FML on my iPhone, but feel free to message me. I do check my messages when I use my laptop.
BYE!!! :)
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Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)
Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)
Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
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On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)
Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
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On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
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On 10/16/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by ThanksChris (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML
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Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family's named me "the hobbit". FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 6:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)
Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by dak-rod423 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 2:09am - kids - by TurtleTeacher (man) - United States (Alaska)
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
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Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)
Today, I got a speeding ticket while taking my drivers license test. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by dust1535538 (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 11:55am - animals - by Doglover - United Kingdom (Southampton)
Monday 17 June 2013
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