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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 August 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 505
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jellenwood : Hi! I'm Jennifer. I love meeting new people, so please feel free to message me.

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jellenwood's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43256) - you deserved it (7298)

On 07/22/2014 at 4:44am - love - by and the truth comes out (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34531) - you deserved it (2787)

On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

#20447496
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36061) - you deserved it (5186)

On 01/08/2013 at 2:44am - misc - by no sleep for me -

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41981) - you deserved it (23429)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States



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