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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 December 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About jefrey : Im a fun person

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You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!

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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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jefrey's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only use the manual one for brushing my teeth." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51401) - you deserved it (8067)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Vincent - United States (Kansas)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54924) - you deserved it (3018)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51am - love - by grantsidiots - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47411) - you deserved it (18902)

On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my students to buy a copy of Anne Frank's diary for an assignment. One of them asked me in all seriousness who wrote it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46519) - you deserved it (4844) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/18/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by Huedadaa - France (Picardie)

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