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About jeffwolff96 : Hi! I'm Jeff. I'm just a fun loving guy who likes to have a good time and laugh a lot. I'm really easy to get along with and if you message me I'll do my best to reply I'm on here almost every day so I should get back to you. looking forward to talking to y'all later :3

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Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML

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