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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 220
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jeffss : I figured that since incidents like those on this site happen to me all the time, I might as well join.

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jeffss's favorite FMLs

Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML

by shutupandsmile18 / 04/17/2009 at 10:32pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals