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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by whitecollar / 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm / United Kingdom (York) / Work
by PuddlePirate / 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML
by piratequeen / 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
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