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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 November 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML

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On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML

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On 03/09/2012 at 3:30am - health - by Rissa Warrington - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

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Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

#19235270
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On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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On 03/06/2012 at 1:55pm - love - by Tommy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

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On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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On 03/05/2012 at 3:45am - intimacy - by LittleRed (woman) - United States

Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML

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On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - health - by wtbfiber (man) - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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On 03/04/2012 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML

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On 03/03/2012 at 10:09pm - misc - by mexicandelicacy (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML

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On 03/02/2012 at 10:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

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On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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218 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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