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About je83185 : 28 year old Marine Corps vet using my GI bill to get my degree. I enjoy almost anything that has to do with being outside. If you would like to chat or find out more about me send me a message. Also you could just message me on kik. Jon83185.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
Friday 30 January 2015