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je83185

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je83185

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 August 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 356
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About je83185 : 28 year old Marine Corps vet using my GI bill to get my degree. I enjoy almost anything that has to do with being outside. If you would like to chat or find out more about me send me a message. Also you could just message me on kik. Jon83185.

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Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26908) - you deserved it (5370)

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