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Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML
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On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 11:08am - kids - by iailwkrb (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version
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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)
Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version
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