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Today, during an argument with my daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 10:25am - animals - by unloved (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
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On 09/29/2009 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as "My other girlfriend." FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
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On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 6:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Needasafe1234 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, the gas station right in front of my apartment had people listening to loud music all night. I have this 3 hour test at 7:30am and didn't get any sleep. Worst of all, here in Brazil, calling the police won't help a thing. Instead of actually helping, they'll stop and join the party. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 4:33am - misc - by stupidpolicia (woman) - Brazil (Distrito Federal)
Today, my dad threw up on my dress. My wedding dress. While he was walking me down the aisle. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 5:38pm - misc - by poorgirl (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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On 09/20/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by LovesHisHand (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
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On 09/20/2009 at 1:01am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by josh (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
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On 09/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by FlipYoC (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
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On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML
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On 09/13/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
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