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jdimaria3
  • Town/Country : Massachusetts, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5596
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jdimaria3 : My name is Joey. I like rock/metal music and video games.

My favorite bands include Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet For My Valentine. Breaking Benjamin, A Day To Remember, 30 Seconds To Mars, Asking Alexandria, As I Lay Dying, We Are The Ocean, U2, Iron Maiden, Confide, Secrets, etc.

My favorite games include Metal Gear Solid 4, Fallout3/New Vegas, Mass Effect 2/3, Minecraft, Batman Arkham Asylum/City, The Walking Dead, Guitar Hero/Rock Band, Resistance 2/3, Dragons Dogma, Red Dead Redemption, Need for Speed: Most Wanted, Call of Duty 4/World at War/MW2/Black Ops, etc.

If you want to add me on ps3, my PSN is JDefense96

If you want to add me on Steam, my account is fallout3masseffect2

If you want to know anything else, message me.

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Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31672) - you deserved it (14223)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57567) - you deserved it (4485)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

#16117188
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29049) - you deserved it (5565)

On 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm - animals - by coolbeans123 (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

#16116610
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40923) - you deserved it (5218) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12973) - you deserved it (40579)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

#16114978
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31374) - you deserved it (8930)

On 05/10/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Dana (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

#16114779
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17813) - you deserved it (17754)

On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28039) - you deserved it (9218)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25925) - you deserved it (10235)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML

#16101682
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26347) - you deserved it (2974)

On 05/09/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by theyarefarapart -

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

#16100276
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43603) - you deserved it (5590)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31820) - you deserved it (9483)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

#16080976
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21238) - you deserved it (4132)

On 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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