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  • Number of visits : 248
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jdf2 : I'm a Brony but don't express it much to anyone other then best friends and online communities.

I am $age and in High School

I love coding in php. You can see my projects at:

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jdf2's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40451) - you deserved it (5291)

On 06/23/2014 at 1:41am - animals - by callmeclarence - United States (California)

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44238) - you deserved it (12959)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27446) - you deserved it (12946)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

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