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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 June 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jdeezy01 : I like talking to new people. Come by and introduce yourself.
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Snapchat: jgar619
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jdeezy01's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50902) - you deserved it (4182)

On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42911) - you deserved it (8412)

On 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by FMLPLZ (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

#20950555
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42842) - you deserved it (7986)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

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146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51182) - you deserved it (5315)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)



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