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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 June 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 654
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jdeezy01 : I like talking to new people. Come by and introduce yourself.
kik: jdigz2013
Snapchat: jgar619
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Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

#21014860
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54726) - you deserved it (4497)

On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML

#21014763
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46044) - you deserved it (8894)

On 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by FMLPLZ (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

#20950555
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45751) - you deserved it (8399)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

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144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54858) - you deserved it (5735)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)



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