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Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29135) - you deserved it (4146)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46365) - you deserved it (1906)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27284) - you deserved it (1994)

On 09/26/2009 at 8:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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