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Today, boyfriend confessed his desre to have sexhile I'm on period. He calls it "bloody victory." mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36818) - you deserved it (5426)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today.. . I arrivd home to find my cat dead and note saying.. . "Sorry.. . I trippd over him." Not only is my cat dead.. . but I was robbd by a polite thief . FML

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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today , I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital , with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently looool , I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball 4 himself. FML

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On 09/26/2009 at 8:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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