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jcorrea8521
  • Town/Country : Kapolei, Hawaii
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Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21521) - you deserved it (1499)

On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States

Today, my therapist told me to write down my secrets in an envelope and symbolically burn them. My secrets included stories of my rampant sex life, drug use, a suicide attempt, and the overpowering hatred I have for my family. I've managed to misplace the envelope somewhere back home. FML

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On 02/23/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Elle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13855) - you deserved it (22797)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm - animals - by phillyfan4life - United States (Delaware)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Nothingonyou - Sent from mobile version

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

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On 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm - health - by prego - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML

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On 08/09/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by broke_otaku (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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283 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)



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