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by lala7 / 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my therapist told me to write down my secrets in an envelope and symbolically burn them. My secrets included stories of my rampant sex life, drug use, a suicide attempt, and the overpowering hatred I have for my family. I've managed to misplace the envelope somewhere back home. FML
by Elle / 02/23/2011 at 4:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by phillyfan4life / 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm / United States (Delaware) / Animals
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by Nothingonyou / 09/08/2010 at 3:35am / Miscellaneous
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
by prego / 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML
by broke_otaku / 08/09/2009 at 12:21am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by fmysexlife / 07/27/2009 at 1:06am / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
by peace_lost / 06/29/2009 at 6:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
by oops / 04/05/2009 at 1:20am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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