Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

jchansfan

Search for a member

jchansfan

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10245
  • Number of comments : 379
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

jchansfan's page activity

Visits<b>caspergirl17</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 2:37am<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 4:36pm<b>rabidpeach</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 5:35pm<b>MargaretMary</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 4:51pm<b>powerkeep</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 1:10am<b>BrendenTaylor</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 11:41pm<b>vegasked</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 12:41am<b>A7X_all_the_way</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 11:25pm<b>Roaryah</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 9:26pm<b>paskievitchjack</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 11:45pm<b>NotAUser</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 3:01pm<b>FlabbberGasted</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 8:11pm<b>Hieroglyph</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 2:34am<b>Snerfled</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 11:03pm<b>rabbi1010</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 12:05pm<b>Michaelmore</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 5:42am<b>ChaCerCam1</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 10:39pm<b>hansuckass</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 6:18pm

jchansfan's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

jchansfan's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

#12139792
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31761) - you deserved it (4633)

On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

#11848419
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10513) - you deserved it (36144)

On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38202) - you deserved it (9798)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

#11806163
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33392) - you deserved it (4306)

On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

#11586440
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34992) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28953) - you deserved it (6516)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

#8966717
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12407) - you deserved it (25454)

On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

#8875479
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23712) - you deserved it (3944)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24551) - you deserved it (2270)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24526) - you deserved it (6701)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

#8406793
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16004) - you deserved it (4548)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by goldie09 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

#8402650
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35081) - you deserved it (2676)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

#8191025
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30342) - you deserved it (2472)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:48am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30261) - you deserved it (2304)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19447) - you deserved it (4582)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: