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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 933
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jbrucey : im 18 and love to party!! so hit me up if you wanna know more about me

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Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, 'don't get naked in front of the TV.' FML


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On 01/21/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML


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On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML


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On 01/15/2010 at 3:33am - love - by Romantic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML


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On 01/02/2010 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Lonely (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML


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On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

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