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  • Town/Country : charlotte, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 28
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24631) - you deserved it (8572)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was having a great time shopping with my gran, until she started complaining about all the foreigners ruining our town, and counting each person who didn't look 100% British. It wouldn't even have been so bad if I wasn't adopted into the family, from Russia. FML

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