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by Anonymous / 04/01/2009 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Geek
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
by MrAwsum / 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by apricot / 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.…