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Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2012 at 1:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2012 at 12:17am / Canada / Intimacy
by ohgod... / 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by me / 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Arniii / 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by cbad / 01/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Health
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm / United States / Love
by messyvictor / 01/28/2012 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by RequilaRainbow / 01/26/2012 at 2:34am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by sickandtiredofit / 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by unholy shit / 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by addicted2v / 01/21/2012 at 8:25am / United States (New York) / Love
by GingerJ / 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…