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Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2012 at 1:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2012 at 12:17am / Canada / Intimacy
by ohgod... / 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by me / 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Arniii / 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by cbad / 01/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Health
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm / United States / Love
by messyvictor / 01/28/2012 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by RequilaRainbow / 01/26/2012 at 2:34am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by sickandtiredofit / 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by unholy shit / 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by addicted2v / 01/21/2012 at 8:25am / United States (New York) / Love
by GingerJ / 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
- Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about… Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I… Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of…