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About jazzylove63 : I'm lost,
Have social anxiety badly
Who would have ever guessed under my smile and class clown charm and bubbles I was staving my self to be happy? Who would guess I had scars and fresh cuts on my arms? I'm 15 and suicidal. my system is really badly shot I have been hospitalized for a suicide attempt they all think I'm getting better when I have fallen deeper then I ever have before. I hide from people run from myself all I do is sit in my room and ask myself what's wrong with me? Not station seeker We are just lost trying to find a resting ground. The monsters aren't inside us they are us Just open your eyes you'll start to see the world for its true colors, a girl walks down the halls with a smile on her face but goes home to cut her room I'm just an angle trying to get home, wait can I still get into heaven if I'm dead? Guess ill see
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Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML
Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015