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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 August 1995 (19 years)
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Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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