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Visits<b>DrafteeSelf</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 6:53am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 5:24am<b>player20270</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 8:54am<b>gabimk23</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 9:48pm<b>anyagrande</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 4:12pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 1:26pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 10:32am<b>onlinetroll</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 8:44pm<b>paris_ava</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 2:08am<b>dlToTlb</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 12:27pm<b>FlutterLoud</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 1:27pm<b>Alpot</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 8:01am<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 8:46am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 6:37am<b>aliciousness116</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 4:45am<b>5sonic</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:00am<b>johny93</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 6:16pm<b>marianarchy</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 4:35am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 12:37pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 3:17am<b>leaper66</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 10:17pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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jazzybrar's favorite FMLs

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML

by Malarky / 06/23/2016 at 3:10pm / United States / Love

Today, I felt cold while driving, so I blasted the heat. The one thing I didn't expect was a load of tiny spiders spilling out of the vents and writhing all over my dash. FML

by Anonymous / 06/18/2016 at 1:43pm / Animals

Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

by Anonymous / 06/18/2016 at 10:09am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I put in my two-week notice. My boss responded by saying, "Okie dokie" and hanging up. Guess they were glad to be rid of me. FML

by BoldMoveCotton / 06/15/2016 at 5:30pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was added to a random group chat. They were planning to film a porno and each member sent a nude. They were all grannies. FML

by PumaGator / 06/04/2016 at 4:39pm / Intimacy

Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML

by Arachnaphobe / 06/03/2016 at 6:14pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML

by -1 Pair of Pants / 05/30/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

by eebie jeebies / 05/30/2016 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2016 at 9:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, my boss joined me on my vacation, to "make sure I actually went". FML

by are you kidding me? / 05/16/2016 at 5:24pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I had a mini heart attack as my dad stopped in the middle of the street and said, "I wonder what'd happen if I just dropped my pants right now and started jerking it in front of all these motherfuckers." FML

by dad, please / 05/16/2016 at 1:37am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, I found out it's possible to dislocate your jaw just by yawning. Now I'm in the ER, looking like a total psycho. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 5:10pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML

by kentrm / 05/10/2016 at 10:12pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML

by LoveTheElder / 05/10/2016 at 9:38pm / United States (California) / Work