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About jazzybaby179 : hey there my names jasmin but im known as jazz(:
i LOVE coming on here when im absolutely bored
who doesnt right?
Well anyhoes i LOVE old school rock like the sex pistols,the who,Aerosmith,Pink Floyd, and NIRVANA.for more info..message me motherfucker!(: & Keep Rocking!! Favorite Fml people!!: docbastard,every1lovesboners & perdix :D
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Friday 26 September 2014