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jazzybaby179
  • Town/Country : gotham city, china
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 719
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jazzybaby179 : hey there my names jasmin but im known as jazz(:
i LOVE coming on here when im absolutely bored
who doesnt right?
Well anyhoes i LOVE old school rock like the sex pistols,the who,Aerosmith,Pink Floyd, and NIRVANA.for more info..message me motherfucker!(: & Keep Rocking!! Favorite Fml people!!: docbastard,every1lovesboners & perdix :D

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Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML

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196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34399) - you deserved it (6901)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML

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300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (2872)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by brittgreen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

#17406158
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25729) - you deserved it (3710)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26792) - you deserved it (4848)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

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358 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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