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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1384
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jazzybaby179 : hey there my names Jazmin but im known as jazz(:
i LOVE coming on here when im absolutely bored
who doesnt right?
Well anyhoes i LOVE old school rock like the sex pistols,the who,Aerosmith,Pink Floyd, and NIRVANA.for more info..message me(: & Keep Rocking!! Favorite Fml people!!: docbastard,every1lovesboners & perdix :D (if they're still Around) I'm an Fml veteran btw since '10

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jazzybaby179's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML


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On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML


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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML


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On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by rufusthepenis - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML


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On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML


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On 08/28/2011 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML


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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML


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On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML


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On 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by brittgreen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML


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On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML


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On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML


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On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

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