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jazzybaby179
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1688
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jazzybaby179 : hey there my names Jazmin but im known as jazz(:
i LOVE coming on here when im absolutely bored
who doesnt right?
Well anyhoes i LOVE old school rock like the sex pistols,the who,Aerosmith,Pink Floyd, and NIRVANA.for more info..message me(: & Keep Rocking!! Favorite Fml people!!: docbastard,every1lovesboners & perdix :D (if they're still Around) I'm an Fml veteran btw since '10

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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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jazzybaby179's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was showing my step-dad old photos of the family. We got to a picture of me and I mentioned how much weight I've lost. He muttered, "Heh, fat AND blind". FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 11:01pm / Argentina (Buenos Aires) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard my parents talking about our family pet. Or at least I thought they were, until my mother exclaimed, "Honestly, I don't know why we keep her." Our dog is male. FML

by familypet / 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 4:57pm / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML

by anonymous / 11/24/2015 at 2:38pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Intimacy

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

by coveholli / 11/15/2014 at 9:43am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, while sharing a few beers on the couch with my boyfriend, he drunkenly uttered the fateful words, "Babe, if I could suck my own dick, you'd be single as HELL." FML

by well, i am now / 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

by alicia / 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

by Anonymous / 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm / United States / Kids

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML

by Unfortunate / 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML

by linn / 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

by Shame / 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

by unfortunateMother / 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Kids

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Health