Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

jazzybaby05

Search for a member

jazzybaby05

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1640
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jazzybaby05 :

jazzybaby05's page activity

Visits<b>super3286</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 11:07pm<b>tifdunc</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 7:24pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 01/26/2014 at 12:19pm<b>hoffmanam</b> - the 11/28/2013 at 10:10pm<b>ICastillo</b> - the 08/07/2013 at 8:32pm<b>ayazdgrade</b> - the 06/16/2013 at 10:06am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 06/11/2013 at 7:17am<b>Trollx</b> - the 06/10/2013 at 1:36am<b>olpally</b> - the 05/28/2013 at 11:05pm<b>jackson38</b> - the 05/17/2013 at 12:44pm<b>KaiCer0</b> - the 05/14/2013 at 2:32pm<b>mn_shr</b> - the 05/12/2013 at 7:43am<b>SmokeyPlague</b> - the 05/07/2013 at 8:32am<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 05/04/2013 at 11:38pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/01/2013 at 4:58pm<b>fmlBC</b> - the 04/29/2013 at 9:25pm<b>waffule365</b> - the 04/29/2013 at 11:52am<b>Covenant74</b> - the 04/28/2013 at 12:25am

jazzybaby05's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of jazzybaby05's badges

jazzybaby05's favorite FMLs

TODAY , I TOURED AN ART MUSEUM . OUR TOUR GUIDE HAD AN OBVIOUS LISP , SO I TRIED MAH BEST TO LAUGH . WHEN SHE ASKED ME A QUESTION ABOUT A SCULPTURE , I ACCIDENTALLY RESPONDED "YETH MA'AM" . SHE ENDED THE TOUR RIGHT THERE . FML

#14910524
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8367) - you deserved it (63197)

On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write 4 mah English class. It was a restraining order. FML

#14908129
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30254) - you deserved it (7078)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, My Boyfriend Came Over To Have Dinner With My Family . Everything Went Well Until My Mum Started Hitting The Brandy . While Kicked Back In Her Chair, She Asked My Boyfriend How Satisfactory I Was In Bed, And If He Enjoyed Going Down On Me . FML

#14742735
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31655) - you deserved it (3068)

On 01/28/2011 at 12:23pm - intimacy - by bittenbyadonkey (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if u don't pay attention at school, u will fail.' She then pointd out out a man working on the roof an said: 'if u don't listen, u will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

#14596121
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45965) - you deserved it (2958)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with mah daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to mah 5 year-old informing everyone who cummd in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

#14493785
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26615) - you deserved it (3065)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public... so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here... you're all alone." I then heard "No... you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

#14199411
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15230) - you deserved it (28194)

On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got mah science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked mah teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML

#13835168
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11767) - you deserved it (26621)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by lovemyteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the waterpark an mah kids were fighting so I groundd them both . We concludd the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave . There was so much water I didn't realize mah boobs had completely fallen out of mah bikini . As revenge, mah kids didn't tell me . FML

#13823164
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23885) - you deserved it (18696)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:29am - misc - by sandyseashells10 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom 4 15 minutes. Apparently so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

#13005012
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30767) - you deserved it (3320)

On 09/11/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by wantontsu -

Today, I was missing $20 from mah wallet, so I decided to ask mah sister if she had taken it . Her response? "That remind me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job . That was mah Christma money . FML

#8297602
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23030) - you deserved it (2319)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:02pm - money - by Ambar - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , I FOUND A PIECE OF RICE IN MAH BELLY BUTTON. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I ATE OR HANDLED RICE. FML

#7450166
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7419) - you deserved it (32148)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by kerry (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker!! FML

#7341507
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33881) - you deserved it (4498)

On 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was at tha baach with my friand fir vacation. Wa wara playing Marco Polo in tha ocaan and I was Marco. I thought I haard my friand, so I lungad forward and grabbad har. Too bad it wasn't my friand, it was an old guy in a pink spaado, and I grabbad his butt. FML

#6618449
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23360) - you deserved it (8466)

On 12/05/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by yoyo22 - United States

Today , I spoke wit ma boyfriend's crazy ex-grlfriend . Actually , se isn't all tat crazy . He really did ceat on er wit alf a dozen oter grls . Te same grls e's apparently ceating on me wit . How do I know for sure? Tank you crazy ex for is email passwords . FML

#6521538
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44082) - you deserved it (4759)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , wile I was in confession , I was saying ma sins and te priest called me a "pain looool in te ass." FML

#6508177
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35035) - you deserved it (9077)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: