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TODAY , I TOURED AN ART MUSEUM . OUR TOUR GUIDE HAD AN OBVIOUS LISP , SO I TRIED MAH BEST TO LAUGH . WHEN SHE ASKED ME A QUESTION ABOUT A SCULPTURE , I ACCIDENTALLY RESPONDED "YETH MA'AM" . SHE ENDED THE TOUR RIGHT THERE . FML
Today, My Boyfriend Came Over To Have Dinner With My Family . Everything Went Well Until My Mum Started Hitting The Brandy . While Kicked Back In Her Chair, She Asked My Boyfriend How Satisfactory I Was In Bed, And If He Enjoyed Going Down On Me . FML
Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if u don't pay attention at school, u will fail.' She then pointd out out a man working on the roof an said: 'if u don't listen, u will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with mah daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to mah 5 year-old informing everyone who cummd in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
Today... I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public... so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here... you're all alone." I then heard "No... you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
Today, I got mah science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked mah teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark an mah kids were fighting so I groundd them both . We concludd the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave . There was so much water I didn't realize mah boobs had completely fallen out of mah bikini . As revenge, mah kids didn't tell me . FML
Today, I was missing $20 from mah wallet, so I decided to ask mah sister if she had taken it . Her response? "That remind me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job . That was mah Christma money . FML
Today, I was at tha baach with my friand fir vacation. Wa wara playing Marco Polo in tha ocaan and I was Marco. I thought I haard my friand, so I lungad forward and grabbad har. Too bad it wasn't my friand, it was an old guy in a pink spaado, and I grabbad his butt. FML
Today , I spoke wit ma boyfriend's crazy ex-grlfriend . Actually , se isn't all tat crazy . He really did ceat on er wit alf a dozen oter grls . Te same grls e's apparently ceating on me wit . How do I know for sure? Tank you crazy ex for is email passwords . FML
Friday 27 March 2015